Statement of Love

THE KISS

1. Kiss on the hand : I adore you.
2. Kiss on the cheek : I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck : I want you
4. Kiss on the lips : I love you
5. Kiss on the ears : I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else : Lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes : Kiss me
8. Playing with your hair : I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist : I love you to much to let you go

THE THREE STEPS

1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

THE COMMANDMENTS

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

* Remember *
A peach is a peach,
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss,
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!


CoNgRatULaTioNs!!

*Credit to Kia MiloChrist.